Have you seen the church marquee sign that reads, "The most powerful position is on your knees?"?

July 15, 2010, 8:28 pm
Question
There was one at a church down the street from us not long ago. After that, I saw a photo posted of one (from another state) on Facebook, and the comments that ensued made it clear that this is a COMMON practice all over the United States. Do the people who put up these signs just not think of the obvious, and hilarious, second meaning? It blows my mind (pun intended) that any church would put this up without someone realizing that it's a really, really bad idea! Who came up with this slogan in the first place? Does anyone know? It really makes one wonder what goes on behind the doors of the churches that display that sign! Admodeus: that's horrible!
Answer
The one near me had "you can't stumble when you're on your knees!" LOL I guess whoever thinks these up mustn't realize what those of us with our minds in the gutter will automatically think when we read it. ;) Either that or they *do* realize and it's a way for them to get a laugh.





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